arse bandit † HomoSexual note John is an arse bandit
Arsehole anus note British equivalent of asshole
arvo afternoon note This word is used extensively in Australia and also in England in some places.
ass buttocks note Now acceptable term on US television. 'John has a big ass.'
ass boy (noun) ‡ note Derogatory term for male homosexual. "Whatever you say, ass boy."
assfuck † asshole, shithead note Adj; Said in place of saying no, or when someone says something stupid and a smart retort is needed. Usage: Not quite, assfuck.
asshole † anus; detrimental person note second meaning very common nowadays. 'Mary thinks that John is an asshole.'
asswipe (compound noun) † human male note Used detrimentally. 'Hey, asswipe, when are you going to give me back the five bucks you borrowed from me?'
asswipe (compound noun) † toilet paper note Not commonly used today.
asswipe † Worthless piece of paper, like a parking ticket
aunty (noun) likable older gay male, not necessarily effeminate
ball (noun) stupid or silly person note Generally used in response to an unintelligent action, such as in "Don't be a ball." or sarcastically responding to something stupid said: "Okay.... ball." or as an observation of another's character (or lack thereof): "Hope is such a ball." This word comes from the reference to the testicle.
ball (verb) to fornicate note Popular term in the US during the 70s
ball † testicle note Usually used in the plural. Not considered obscene today. 'John has a big pair of balls.'
baltic (adj.) cold note mainly used in the phrase 'it's bloody baltic'
bang (verb, transitive) † to fornicate note Does not seem to have intransitive use:\] 'John banged Mary all night.' '*John and Mary banged all night.'
basket (noun) The visible shape that the male genitals make in one's pants note 'John has a big basket.'
bastard (noun) † a despicable person, illegitamate male note very common term, less offenssive today than a generation ago: 'Mary believes that John is a real bastard.'
baths, the (noun, plural) gay steam bath note common term for steam bath. 'John got laid at the baths last night.'
be on the rag (verb phrase) † have one's menstrual period note stronger than 'period': 'Mary is on the rag.'
bear (count noun) a hairy beefy gay male note 'Both Mary and John like bears.'
beast with two backs (noun) the form of a couple during intercourse note Often used with "to make." John made the beast with two backs with Mary last night.
beat off (verb, transitive and intransitive) † jack off (verb, trans. and intransitive) note variation of jack off. Used less commonly. 'John beats off twice a night.'
beaver (noun, slang) † Vagina note Usage: Sexual slang, vulgar. For example; Show me your beaver, love. Etymology: Probably from furry skin of animal of similar name Pronounciation: Bee-vah
beef (noun, noncount) well-built male note used by both the heterosexual and homosexual communities. 'Mary gets turned on by beef.'
beef curtains (noun) ‡ offensive term for the female genitals note using this term to describe an induvidual girls parts, when she is present will invite quite a lot of abuse, as it alludes to a female being well packed and not very clean, i.e. 'Mary, I bet when you're in the shower with the window open, your beef curtains flap around in the wind' followed by a slap and a thud as john hits the floor.
bell end † tip of the penis note enlish slang, can be used to desribe the body part or as an insult, words should be rung together, as if the second l was the beginging of end,
berk an idiot (usually male) note derived from rhyming slang (Berkley hunt, cunt), though "Berkley" would normally be pronounced, "BARKley"
bi (adjective) bisexual note abbreviated form of bisexual: 'John is bi.'
biatch (noun) variant of bitch note Can be used to refer to a male or a female, a friend or an enemy. eg: "What are you doing, biatch?"
biffy (noun, count, definite) bathroom, restroom note Canadian term: 'Mary's in the biffy.'
bitch an oppressive woman note term has gained general acceptance in recent times; original terms refers to 'female dog.' 'John found Mary out to be a vicious bitch.'
bloody hell (b&lUdI hell) oh my gosh note english slang, used to express shock, the h can be silent,(for accent purposes), better sounding when pronounsed slower.
blow job † fellatio note Standard unacceptable term. 'Mary gave John a good blow job.'
blow your wad † To ejaculate, to indicate surprise or excitement note John blew his wad when he won the lottery John blew his wad when he saw mary naked.
blow your wad To spend all of your money note John took Mary out and blew his wad on an expensive meal.
bob (noun) big ol bitch note used to describe extremely obese women. ie. hey, look out for the bob.
boiler ugly woman note That bird is a right boiler
boink (verb, transitive) Have intercourse with. 'John likes to boink Mary.' note current slang.
bollocks , bollicks uk slang the chap is a bit balls,or a load of bolicks
boner (noun, count) † erection note Term not heard much today: 'John had his first boner when he was ten.'
boob breast (female) note Relatively acceptable today. 'Mary has big boobs.'
brown (verb) to sniff an asshole; to butter someone up in order to win a favor. note First meaning uncommon; second meaning common in the military and other large organizational institutions.
buddy (noun) pal, guy note Very used in the States
bugger (noun) One who copulates in the rectum. note See 'buggery'.
buggery (noun) The act of copulating in the rectum. note A legal term in British and Canadian law.
built like a brick shithouse (nounphrase, idiom) † well built physiologically note 'John is built like a brick shithouse.'
bull dyke (compound noun) † masculine lesbian note synonym for diesel dyke. Term not commonly used today.
bum-bandit person (male) who bangs bums note it should be quite clear in what circumstance(s) this word could be used
bunghole (noun) † anus note very popular usage among US adolescents due in large part to MTV's Beavis and Butthead. Huhuhuhuhuh.
buns (noun, plural) buttocks note 'Mary likes John's buns.'
bush boogie (noun) ‡ black person note very derogatory term referring to Blacks; derived from their jungle origins.
butch (adjective) masculine note Term used may be used in heterosexual community, but is frequent (or used to be) in the gay community. 'Mary is very butch, and so is John.'
cacker (noun) someone who cacks note Used as provocative gesture to unsavoury characters: eg "Sod off you cacker Rawhide"
camel toes vagina note a vagina as seen through a tight pair of jeans or pants.10
can (noun) Restroom, room with a toilet (toilets). 'John passed out in the can.' note Very commonly used.
cancer stick (noun, count) † A cigarette note John, if you keep smoking those cancer sticks the way you do, they'll kill you.
carpet muncher (noun) a person who performs cunninlingus
cathouse (compound noun, count) whorehouse note Not used as commonly as 'whorehouse': "John found out that Mary was earning 10 bucks a night at the local cathouse."
cherry (noun) hymen, state of being verginal note standard colloquial term, not parlour room term: 'Mary lost her cherry when she was 14.' Term can be used for males who have had their first sexual experience: 'John lost his cherry last night.'
chicken underage male. note Used in the gay world only.
chicken hawk Gay male who likes underage males. note Alternative form of 'chicken queen', used by 'masculine' gay males. 'John considers himself a chicken hawk.'
chicken queen † gay male who is attracted to underage males homosexuals note Used somewhat derogatorily.
chief (noun) a stupid person note You're thick - i.e. 'You're a chief' Not rude at all.
choad (noun) † penis note Popular high school word. Not to be confused with "chode", which isn't as strong, and only means stupid or dumb
chocolate cha cha † Have anal intercourse note John and George danced the chocolate cha cha all night.
chode- OR -chode † dumb person; can be used alone OR as a prefix OR as a suffix note e.g.: Shut up, chodelick! Piss off, dickchode! You're a chode!
choke the chicken (verb phrase) † to masturbate note "Bill was choking the chicken while reading Playboy"
chow box † Eat Pussy note Can be used as a command
Christacrutchian † An insult note A bible thumping, back sliding hypocrite, or more technically know as a Backslidious Hypocritious:) and simply called a Chian!!!!
chubby chaser male who is attracted to fat homosexuals note used humnorously. 'Mary thinks that John is a chubby chaser.'
chuck throw note "to throw a ball"
chuck to vomit note "I'm going to chuck..."
circle jerk (compound noun, count) † An event where a group of males stand facing each other in a circle, each one masturbating. note Not used in the straight community much except by young adoleschents who are first experiencing the joys of sex. 'John takes part in a circle jerk every Saturday night.'
clap, the (noun, singular) gonorrhea note Common term: 'John got the clap at the tubs again.'
clit ‡ clitoris note abbreviated form of clitoris. This word should not be used in the presence of women except politically uncorrect ones.
clit fight (verb) A sexual game between two women note The sex fight game, played between two women who fuck each other with their clits. For more details about the sex fight game see the phrase sex fighter
closet (noun, mass) Hiding ones gayness. note Term originated as 'in the closet', then 'out of the closet' to refer to acknowledging ones gayness: 'John was in the closet for a long time before he came out of the closet last year.' Term has since been extended to refer to any skeleton in the closet; i.e., anything one is unwilling to be open about.
closet queen (compound noun, count) A person in the closet. note Term used only in the gay community, not used much today. 'John was a closet queen before he came out.'
cock ‡ penis note This is one of the more common synonyms for penis. 'John has a small cock.'
cock ring (noun, count) A piece of leather (usually) worn around the shank of the penis note It purpose is to enhance an erection. 'John bought a new cock ring and wears it on weekends.' Term came out of the closet in the TV film 'Tales of the City.'
cocksmoker (noun) † A fellator note Any male person. Canadian term.
cocksucker (noun) ‡ A fellator; any male person. note The term is used in a deragatory and insulting way. 'Hey, you goddamn cocksucker, give my condoms back to John.'
come (verb, intransitive) † ejaculate note sometimes spelled as 'cum'. The verb is irregular - it is conjugated like 'come': "John came this morning."
come stain (noun) † Stain (usually found on sheets)created by the remnants of intercourse fluids. Someone who is a real jerk. note "Did you get the come stain out of the sheet?" "Fuck you , come stain." Also may be spelled cum stain.
coon (noun) † black person
cornhole (verb, trans.) † to have anal intercourse with someone note This terms seems to be passing into obscurity: 'John cornholes Bill once a month.'
cotton picker (noun) ‡ black person note Derogatory term for Blacks. Its origins refer to the US's period of slavery. It is a BIG insult to any black person in America.
crabs body lice found in the pubic area note Old term. 'Mary found crabs in her pubes.'
cracker (noun) white person note A term used toward white people, although most Whites do not seem to be offended by this term.
crap (noun, mass) feces note Common term, not offensive, but should not be used in parlour room conversation: 'There is crap all over the front yard!'
crap (verb, intrans.) defecate note Like other similar neutral terms, this one should not be used n parlour room conversation: 'John craps twice a day.'
crap (verb, trans.) defecate note Like other similar neutral terms, this one should not be used n parlour room conversation. Its direct object is the goal of location: 'John crapped his pants.'
crapper (noun, count) restroom, toilet note Common term, not offensive, but should not be used in parlour room conversation: 'John is in the crapper.' Mary is sitting on the crapper.' This term became immortalized when the flush toilet was invented by a Mr. Crapper.
cream one's jeans (verb phrase, idiom) † to ejaculate in one's underwear (or pants) note In addition to its obvious meaning term may also refer to someone getting very excited over something: 'John creamed his jeans when he saw the nude photo of James Dean.' 'John creamed his jeans when he saw Bill's restored '57 Chev.'
cum (neutral, noun) † semen, ejaculate note Possibly from "to come" (i.e. to ejaculate), it is widely used in the porn industry (vide porn video dialogues & titles); also used as a verb, as in "John is cumming inside Mary".
cunt ‡ vagina note Considered more offensive than 'fuck' today.
cunt ‡ woman note A very offensive word refering to a woman, stronger than 'bitch.'