The Alternative English Dictionary

curry queen † gay male who is attracted to East Indian homosexuals note Used humnorously. Considered racist. 'John came back from India a curry queen.'

cut (n) circumcised, having the foreskin of the penis, or the clitoris removed. note Males were circumcised back in Biblical times as a form of obediance, and as a sacrifice to the Almighty Lord. Women in some Indian civilizations were circumcised as a ritual, and a form of punishment. (The purpose of this is to desensitize the woman so that sex is no longer enjoyable.

cut circumcised note seems to be more British than American. See 'clipped.'

darky (noun) † black person note This is used a lot by older white people when referring to any black person. It is not as offensive as nigger, but it is still has very strong undertones.

dick (noun, count) penis note shouldn't be used in parlor room conversatin.

dickwad (adjective) † someone who acts like a jerk. Asshole. note "Eat me, you fucking dickwad"

diddle (verb, transitive) have intercourse with note unoffenive slang term.

diddle (verb, transitive) to have intercourse with note This verb is used only transitively; it does not have the intransitive use that 'fuck' and 'screw' have: 'John diddled Mary.' '*John and Mary were diddling.'

diesel dyke (compound noun, count) † masculine lesbian note Term used humorously but considered offensive by lesbians.

dildo (noun, count) fake penis note Also the name of a town in Newfoundland.

dildo (noun, count) male person note Detrimental term; implies the person is a loser.

dingleberry † shit that dingles from the hairs surrounding one's asshole note Not commonly known. Original meanings refers to a species of berry found in the Southeastern part of the U.S.

dink † penis note Slightly cute form of 'cock, pecker'. 'Mary thinks that John has a funny-looking dink.'

dipshit (noun) † any male person. note Used as a derogatory term. Probably based on 'dipstick'.

Doesn't know shit from shinola † note "Doesn't know nothing" or "Can't tell good from bad" or, in reference to a person, an idiot. Common expression in Southwestern U.S. A older and more completeversion is "Doesn't know shit from shinola and thinks they are both fat meat." Shinola was a popular brand of dark shoepolish.

dong (noun) † penis note Not as common as 'cock' or 'pecker'. This word made history when a chief justice who was being confirmed for the Court was said to be called 'Long Dong Daddy.'

doo-doo (noun, mass) feces note unoffensive term, originally childish. . 'Mary saw the doo-doo on the lawn.'

dork (noun, count) male person note derogatory term.

dork (noun, count) penis

drag (noun, mass) dress of the opposite sex. note Term originated in gay community, is now widely used in the heterosexual community. 'John like going in drag.' Not to be confused with 'cross dressing', drag tends now to be used as a a humorous term or to the show business. 'Cross dressing' is more general and politically correct.

drag queen (noun, count) A person who likes to dress up in feminine clothes note Term refers to those who do shows or like to be outrageously over dressed. Term immortalized in the movie 'Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'. 'Alice Springs never was the same after the three drag queens left.'

Dutch or Dutch Fuck † To fuck someone between the breasts note I'd sure like to dutch fuck her.

dyke (noun, count) † lesbian note Term used amongst lesbians, but considered offensive if used outside of the community.

eat shit (verb phrase, idiom) ‡ note A derogatory expression, it has no specific meaning. Used when the speaker it annoyed about someting: 'John told Mary to eat shit.'

eddress (noun) electronic address, e-mail address

fag † homosexual male note abbreviated form of 'faggot'. Slightly less derogatory than faggot.

fag hag (n.) a female who enjoys the company of gay men. note Can be derogatory, as there is a stereotypical image of a fat, unattractive woman who cannot get her own men so she hangs around gay men.

fag stag (noun) heterosexual male who enjoys the company of homosexual males. note Newly coined term.

faggot † homosexual male note used by gays to refer to each other--often humorously; otherwise it is considered derogatory.

fairy homosexual male, especially effeminate note literally refers to creatures of legend/myth such as the character 'Puck' in Shakespeare's "Midsummer Night's Dream"; "He's a fairy."

fart (noun) † The gas passed while farting. note not very offensive today. 'Did you smell that fart?'

fart (verb, intransitive) † to pass wind, flatuate note less offensive today than in the past.

fart along (verb, intrans.) † to do something very slowly, without conviction note Lkke other terms using 'fart', this expression is almost neutral: 'John just farts along writing his thesis.' 'That car in front of us holding up traffic is just farting along.'

fart around (verb, intransitive) † to spend time doing innocuous things or nothing at all note hardly offensive today.

felch ‡ sucking one's own semen from the anus of the most recent anal sex recipient note yechhhhh

feltch(ing,er) (noun,verb) ‡ A man who orgasms into another man's rectum and then eats all of what he has deposited note Adam is a faltcher; I think I'm going to be your feltcher. James was feltching me something fierce last night.

finger fuck (verb, transitive) ‡ to insert one's finger into a vagina or a rectum for sexual tittilation. note Term can be used to refer to a rectal digital examination: "John enjoys getting finger-fucked by his physician."

fish (n) † Woman (women) note Used by gay men in a derogatory sense; refers to the putatively offensive odor emitted by female genitalia

fist fuck (verb, transitive) ‡ to insert a clenched fist into a rectum note Not necessarily limited to the gay world.

flange (noun, slang) † Vagina note Usage: Sexual slang, vulgar. For example; You can see her flange Etymology: From engineering - flange, projecting or raised edge... used to make connection.

flash your gash (phrase) ‡ Invitation for intercourse. note Australian term.

foursome (compound noun) four people involved in sex together note Refers to any combination of gender. This construction is productive, though rare above four.

french kiss (compound n.) the act of french kissing note Common term today. 'John likes the french kisses he gets from Bill and Mary.'

french kiss (compound noun) to insert tongue into mouth while kissing note Common term today. 'John likes to french kiss Bill and Mary.'

french tickler (noun phrase, idiom) A condom with appendages on the end supposedly to give more sensation to the recipient. note 'John screwed Mary with a french tickler.'

fruit (noun, count) homosexual male note term not used much today.

fruit fly a woman who likes the company of male homosexuals note An alternate form of 'fag hag'; used humorously. 'Mary is a fruit fly.'

fuck (noun) ‡ (no meaning) note Term can be used with the definite article as a pure expletive in sentence initial position: 'What the fuck are you doing, Mary?' 'The fuck you say!' It can also be used with the definite article: 'Like fuck I'm going to date Mary tonight!'

fuck (noun) ‡ the act of fucking' (roughly) note Synonymous with 'piece of ass.' 'John had a hot fuck last night.'

fuck (verb, intransitive) ‡ have intercourse note See fuck (transitive). Here, it must have a conjoined subject: John and Mary are fucking.

fuck (verb, transitive) ‡ to have intercourse with someone. note This word was once considered the most unacceptable word in English. In the last twenty years it has become more acceptable in various contexts. Still not acceptable in parlour room contexts, in school, etc. Though banned on American TV it can be heard on Canadian TV and radio in certain limited cases.

fuck around (verb, intransitive) ‡ go away note Used an expletive to indicate to indicate mild annoyance: "Well, fuck around!"

fuck around (verb, transitive) ‡ To be somehwt dishonest with someone. note "John's fucking Mary around all the time."

fuck around (verb, intransitive) ‡ do nothing imporant or nothing at all. note "John's just fucking around today."

fuck me harder (sentence, idiom) ‡ note Expression in response to an unwanted and undesirable action done to the speaker.

fuck off (verb, intransitive) ‡ go away note Usually used as a command in an uncomplementary sense: "Fuck off, asshole!"

fuck oneself (verb phrase) ‡ get lost note Outside of the literal meaning which few males can do, this expression has abouat the same meaning as 'get lost'; i.e. go away.: Mary told John to go fuck himself.

fuck up (verb, intransitive) ‡ make a mistake note See fuck (transitive).

fuck up (verb, transitive) ‡ (1) to make a mess out of something, (2) to cause someone to become psychologically unstable. note See fuck up (intransitive). (1) "John really fucked his assignment up." (2) "John's parents really fucked him up."

fucked (past tense of fuck), (passive participle) ‡ (1) to be psychologically maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of situations and certain objects) note Derived from and generally synonymous with 'fuck up'. "John is really fucked." "John's project is fucked beyond hope."

fucked up (passive participle) ‡ (1) to be psychologically maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of situations and certain objects) note See 'fuck up'.

fucked up (passive participle) to be using larger doses of drugs than normal such as alcohol or acid note Used in the drug community for people who are tripping hard.

fucker (noun) ‡ a male person note Derogatory term: 'The little fucker stole 10 bucks.'

fucker (noun) ‡ One who fucks note 'John is a squirrely fucker.'

fucking (adjective) ‡ (no specific meaning) note term is commonly used as an expletive with a pejorative sense: 'John is a fucking asshole.'

fugly (adjective) † short for fucking ugly note "Damn, that bitch was fugly"

gangbang (compound noun) a group performing sex on an individual note The group usually refers to males. 'John was the victom of a gangbang.'

gangbang (compound verb) to peform in a gangbang note 'John was gangbanged while in jail.'

gangsta bitch A female who is less than a woman, who hangs out with or participates with a crowd that is involved in gang activity note Natolie is a Gansta Bitch; No I am not talking to you Im talking to that Gangsta Bitch over on the corner

get {one's} shit together correct personality deficiency; prepare one's self note "I wish Mary would get her shit together and quit letting Bill beat her up whenever he gets drunk;" "The customer expects up at 8am-- be sure you have your shit together."

get bent get fucked note Said in a derogtory way. Why don't you go get bent!

get it on have sex note 'John got it on with Mary.'

get it up (verb phrase) † get an erection note rather mild term: 'John got it up when he read Playbunnie.'

get laid (verb phrase, passive) have intercourse note Relatively common term, but not acceptable in polite society. Originally, term probably required a female subject, but either gender may be a subject today: 'John got laid last night.'

get off ejaculate note 'John finally got off when Mary shoved a dildo up his ass.

give a shit † to care note Usually used with negative particle: 'John doesn't give a shit about Mary.'

glory hole (compound noun) † a hole in a partition dividing two toilets note I'll leave the function of this hole up to the imagination of the readers. If the reader can't figure it out, he should consult his gay buddies, unless, of course, the reader is homophobic, in which case, presumably, he would have no gay buddies.

glory hole (compound noun) a hole in the ground formerly excavated for mining. note These glory holes have become overgrown with grass and weeds since they were abandoned and pose a threat to unwary hikers. There is a state park in the Sonora region of California called 'Glory Hole State Park' The name of this park must amuse all of the Bay Area queens who like to cruise around in the foothills.

go down on (verb phrase) † perform oral sex note This term is not very commonly used today. 'John and Mary went down on each other.'

Gob the knob † The act of performing fellatio.

god damn † (expletive) note Probably the oldest curse in English.Is considered very strong by the religious, though many persons of the collar have been heard to use it. Sometimes it is spelled 'goddam': 'John is a god damn liar.'

golden shower the act of urinating on another person. note Term not well known outside of circle and the gay world..

gook (noun) † oriental person note Asians do not like this term at all.

Greek † Anal Intercourse note Mary likes to have it Greek.

Groe (noun) † A Negro, or person of African descent note A pejorative term for African-Americans, or Negroes. Used extensively in New England (USA). Example: "You drive like a Groe..," meaning, you drive like a Negro (with no respect for other drivers).

grostulation the contractions of the rectum during anal sex note from the English "gross" meaning disgusting or vile!

gummer (noun) blow job from an old (toothless) person note derived from "hummer" with alteration concerning lack of teeth in mouth: "Sometimes I wish Bert would give me a gummer."

hair pie vagina note not as insulting as cunt for obvious reasons.10

hard-on (noun) † penile rection note Most common of the synonyms for erection. "John woke up with a hard-on."

have (verb, transitive) to copulate note 'John had Mary last night.'

have (verb, transitive) to take unscrupulous advantage of note 'John was had by the salesman.'

head (noun) fellatio note To give or receive. Unisex..'Mary asked John if she could give him head'

herb (noun) A male, derogatory. synonomous with dork

hershey highway (noun) † lower intestinal tract surrounding the anus note This word is very well known to gays. It is a very visual descriptive word which shouldn't need too much explaining. An example of its usage is, "Hey Bobby.....you want to ride down my hershey highway?"

hodgie (noun) ‡ An openly gay man. Influences others by the showing of the penis etc. note Originated from an individual named Sean Hodgson. Example: John is such a hodgie! He showed his dick to me last night!

honkey (noun) white person note A rather humorous term used toward white people. I don't believe most Whites are offended by this term at all. Back in the day, some white men use to sit outside the Globe Theater in Harlem in their big American cars....waiting for the black women that performed that night to come out. (most of the black female performers doubled as prostitutes) If the white men wanted to have sex with a certain black perfomer then he would honk his horn for her to come over to his car. Thus, the word "honkey" was coined.

hork To spit note Used in 'Wayne's World'.

how's your hammer hangin'? (phrase) Used to inquire as to one's state of well being. note John: How's your hammer hangin' Joe? Joe: not too bad thanks for asking. OR John: How's your hammer hangin' Joe? Joe: A little to the left and in the dirt.

hummer † blow job note current slang

hung (adjective) to have a large penis note 'Hung' has no comparative or superlative form. 'John is really hung.' '*John is hunger than Bill.'

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