The Alternative English Dictionary

rack (noun) large, firm breasts note Check out the rack on that chick!

rag week (noun) † the week of the female period note slang. orig in university campuses,with reference to annual charity 'rag' week, mainly used to describe male frustration at girlfreinds period i.e. 'been getting it regular with your bird eh, john' 'nah mate she's on rag week'

Rainbow Kiss when a menstruating female engages in reciprocal oral sex with a man ("69ing") and mixes his semen with her vaginal secretions and blood during a passionate kiss after orgasming in eachother's mouths. note For more information on a Rainbow Kiss call 1-800-***-**** M-Th 10pm-12am EST. Ask for Dr. Judy.

ranch (ed/ing) ‡ The action and content of a males ejaculation note To Ranch; Oh, honey I am going to Ranch; I am Ranching; I have Ranched.

red tide (noun phrase, idiom) † menstral period note 'red' obviously refers to 'blood': 'Mary's red tide turns John off.'

red wings Preforming cunnilingus during menses note To earn your "red wings" would be to eat pussy during menstration. The "eater" would then have a "blood mustache".

redneck (noun) racist white person note This term previously refered only to the rural prejudice whites, mostly farmers, who have reddish necks (or a "farmer's tan"). However, its usage has become a lot looser in the past few years and now includes any racist white.

reestie (adj) Describes unpleasant odour, object or person. note Often used in conjunction with the word 'excess': e.g. "I had to get rid of the reestie excess" trans.:"I had to rid myself of the unpleasant odour/object/person etc." Originated in Birmingham slang.

rice queen † gay male who is attracted to Asian homosexuals note Used humnorously. Considered racist.

riding the porcelain bus throwing up in the toilet note Australian slang. "John got drunk and spent the whole night riding the porcelain bus."

rim (v.t.) ‡ to lick someone's anus note 'Mary rimmed John's asshole.'

rim job (n.) ‡ the act of 'rimming'--licking someone's anus

rump-shaker (noun) † the act of sexual intercourse note example: John and Mary left to do the rump-shaker.

sausage jockey † homosexual male note used to desribe the act of bottom sex between two gays. e.g. Richard was proud to be a sausage jockey.

scallywag (noun) penis note Origins unknown. "Pirate Pat was playing with his Scallywag."

scat indulgence in feces note Term not well known outside of circle and the gay world..

screw (noun) † fuck (noun) note Synonymous with 'piece of ass.' 'John had a hot screw last night.'

screw (verb, transitive and intransitive) † fuck note Can be used as a replacement for most functions of 'fuck': screw up, screw around, screw off. 'Screwing' does not exist as an expletive, parallel to 'fucking'. It does exist as a gerund and a participle: 'John is screwing Mary.' 'John thinks screwing Mary is fun.'

screw (verb, transitive) to take unscrupulous advantage of note 'The used car salesman screwed John again.'

sex fight (verb) A sexual game played between two persons note A sexual play in which each sexual partner tries to make his/her opponent come first. Sex fight can be played between members of the opposite or the same sex. For more details of this game see the phrase sex fighter.

sex fighter a man or a woman who likes to play the sex fight game note A sex fighter tries to make his/her opponent come first when he/she is fucking with her/him. If he/she does so, he/she is the winner of the sex fight game. He/she is better in bed than her/him. The loser comes first !Sex fight has nothing to do with S/M. It's played with kisses,caresses,bites, strong prick and/or cunt pushes and a lof of dirty talking to excite your sexual opponent in order to make him/her come first.Many times the final winner comes right after his/her opponent. He/she is the winner anyway.Sex fight can be played between two persons in order to find out who is the best in bed, the horniest this time. If they have a different oppinion for something they can play sex fight, the winner decides. E.g if the man wants to see a basketball game and the woman wants to see a soap opera, they can use sex fight in order to find out what they will see.Sex fight can also be used in order to prove someone's superiority via sex. It can be played between members of the same sex.

shit (noun) † feces note Very commonly used today. In addition to its literal reference, it has many, many subreferents. It is often used as a expletive comment: 'Oh shit!'

shit (noun, count) † a person note Used dentrimentally: 'John is being a shit today.'

shit (verb, intransitive) defecate note Verb not used as much as noun.

shit (verb, trans.) † to lie to someone note Perhaps not as strong as the verb 'to lie': 'John is always shitting Mary.'

shit (verb, trans.) defecate in ones clothes note E.g.: John shit his pants. Sentences of this sort have in addition to the literal meaning, the meaning to be very astonished: "John shit his pants when Mary told him she was knocked up."

shit on a shingle (nounphrase) chipped beef on toast note US army term popularized during World War II.

shit out of luck (preposition phrase?, idiom) † really out of luck note 'John was shit out of luck after he failed his course for the third time.'

shitcan (verb) † note To get rid of something. "Shitcan that paper, dude."

shitfaced (adjective) † very intoxicated note 'John and Mary really got shitfaced down at the bar last night.'

shitfit (compound noun) † any kind of a small fit note 'John had a shitfit when Mary dumped him for Bill.'

shithead (compound noun) † a person note Used detrimentally only. 'John is a real shithead.'

shithouse (adjective) bad situation note Australian and UK term referring to a situation that is not going right. For example, "The weather over here is really shithouse!" It can also be used as an expletive.

shithouse † outhouse note 'John knocked the shithouse over while Mary was using it.'

shitlist (compound noun) † a hypothetical list of person whom one is angry at note Used in the following ways: 'Mary is on John's shitlist.' (John is angry at Mary) 'John's shitlist gets longer.' (The number of people John is angry at grows)

shits (noun, plural definite) † any displeasurable situation note Always used with the definite article: 'The weather is the shits today.'

shits (noun, plural definite) diarrhea note Always used with the definite article: 'John has the shits.'

shitstain † note (noun) stupid person. Somewhat stronger than calling someone a "shit"

shoot off (complex verb, intransitive) † ejaculate note Same as shoot 'ones' load: John shot off as soon as Mary touched his dick,

shoot one's load (verb phrase, idiom) ejaculate note Not a parlour room term: 'John shot his load when he saw the nude photo of James Dean.'

shoot one's wad † ejaculate note Same as shoot 'ones' load: John shot his wad as soon as he stepped into the circle jerk.

sissy † an effeminate male, a homosexual male note The second reading is often used humorously by gays: "We're going to a sissy bar."

sister platonic gay buddy of another gay note Term not used by 'masculine' gays today: 'John and Bill are sisters.'

sixty-nine (compound noun) † perform oral sex note This term tends to be used humorously. 'John and Bill performed 69 on each other.'

sixty-nine (compound verb, transitive and reciprocal) † to reciprocally perform oral sex with a partner note This term derived from the noun. 'John and Bill sixty-nined each other.'

skull fuck fellatio,blow job,gummer,hummer, note Kristin gave Dino the skull fuck of his life during the Canucks game Saturday!

slant ‡ someone of chinese origin note considered to be very racist by Asians.

slapper † abusive word for a woman,impling that she is cheap,ugly and sexually active. note uk word.

slut (noun, count) † a loose and morally questionable woman note Not as bad as 'cunt': 'John thinks that Mary is a slut'

snatch † vagina note less offensive term than cunt

sod off (command) trying to tell someone you are not impressed by their presence note Can be used as an alternative to "fuck off": "Look you arsehole, sod off!"

son of a bitch (noun phrase) † a despicable person note very common term, less offensive today than a generation ago: 'Mary thinks that John is one son of a bitch.'

spank the monkey (verb phrase) † to masturbate note "John was in the bathroom spanking the monkey"

spear chunker (noun) ‡ black person note A very derogatory term referring to Blacks. This word's origins are derived from both the past and present state of hunting styles by African natives.

spooge sperm note "When I got home from fucking my girlfriend I took off my clothes, and damned if I didn't have dried spooge

spunk semen note Common in UK but spunk or spunky meaning plucky, courageous in USA.

squirt -n- spurt (verb) † masturbation (particularly when the cum spurts out) note "John was playing squirt -n- spurt last night, in bed."

stiffy (noun) an erection note An example of its usage is...."Jack has a stiffy cause Jill pulled her panties down."

suck a fatty † Go suck a big fat dick! note Usually used in the place of fuck you

swedish homosexual note One of several euphimisms for gay: 'John is swedish, you know.'

sweet f.a. fuck all note nothing, eg. sweet f.a to do today

sweet fucking Jesus (phrase) ‡ expletive with no particular meaning, conveying annoyance, surprise and generally feeling upset about something or somebody. note Street jargon without expressedly blasphemical intention. Rather, the expression is more or less generally functionalized as are "fuck" or "shit".

take a crap (verb, idiom) † defecate note Synonymous with 'take a shit.' 'John took a crap.' 'John took a crap in his pants.' It has an intentional reading, similar to 'take a shit'. This term is more acceptable than 'take a shit.'

take a dump (ver phrase, idiomatic) defecate note Very non-standard colloquial term: 'John took a big dump last night.'

take a piss (verb, semi-idiom) † urinate note E.g. "John took a piss." Usually has intentional meaning; c.f. "John took a piss in his pants."

take a shit (verb, idiom) † defecate note Synonymous with shit (intransitive) "John took a shit." Note that "John took a shit in his pants" has an intentional reading, whereas "John shit his pants," usually has an unintentional reading.

tar baby (noun) ‡ black person note very derogatory term referring to Blacks. This term is used mostly among older Americans.

tea bagging (adj.) type of fellatio note The act of sucking the testicles. "Mary tea bags real nice". "John enjoys it when he gets tea bagged".

Tea Room note a washroom where sex takes place (usually in the gay culture)

telesis (noun) progress inteligently planned note pacific telesis is the name of a company in California.

the dogs bollocks † excellent note Probably from London, and interesting because is the only phrase where "bollocks" is used in a positive way, name of a pint of beer made by the Hobgoblin pubs.

The shit hit the fan. (idiomatic verb phrase) † undesirable consequences occur as the result to something. note The verb here is fully inflected and can be modified: 'The shit really hit the fan when Mary told John she was knocked up.' 'The shit always hits the fan when John calls Mary a dyke.'

threesome (compound noun) three people involved in sex together note Refers to any combination of gender.

threeway woman (adjective noun) woman who lets the male gender be introduced orally, in her vagina and in anal intercourse. note Quite popular in the porn industry. A purely technical term as in "My buddies and I made Mary a threeway woman last night."

tinkle urinating (of females) note This term is usually avoided by females. Can be used to refer gays urinating, in a humorous sense.

tit † breast note Usually refers to female breast, but may refer to male nipple area especially if chest is not flat.

tit in a wringer (phrase) getting in a jam; being in a tight spot note also used to indicate foolishness. ie. if you don't have enough money to pay you'r going to get your tit in a wringer.

tittie breast note Childish term for 'tit'. Only has female reference.

titty fuck (noun) masturbation by inserting the penis between smooshed cleavage note Another word for Dutch fuck.Example: "Man! Jill gave me the best titty fuck last weekend!"

to dog (verb, transitive) to mock or ignore someone, to be rude note "John was dogging Jane all week because she wouldn't get in bed with him." "Mary was dogging Jane because she found out about her and John."

to swain (v.) to spontaneously revoke or take back, as in words or actions

toss my salad (verb, masculine) To enagae in anal intercourse note Used by males in prison to engage in anal intercourse. Inmates usually practice this with the aid of lubrication in the form of jelly or honey. They see it as a "clean non-gay" form of sexual pleasure. "Can I toss your salad?". Can also be used as an insult, "Toss my salad!", kind of like "Kiss my ass!".

tosser † someone who one does not like. note used in context 'John's a tosser' John is annoying

trailer trash (noun) † note This term is a little more descriptive than poor white trash. It is a very BIG insult in the US. This word refers to American whites living in trailers with yard's full of trash and chickens, with several automobiles up on blocks, none of which run.

trick (noun, count) a hooker's client note 'Mary had three tricks last night.'

trick (noun, count) homosexual pickup note 'John picked up three tricks last night.'

trick (verb, intrans.) to have sex with a pick-up note 'John tricked with three guys last night.'

tripping/trippin (verb, intransitive) 1. to be high off drugs 2. to not be thinking correctly note The first usage is used more than the second. The second usage refers to when someone makes a mistake. It follows or takes place of "Oops". "Oops, sorry, I must be tripping." "She's wrong. She's trippin." It is mostly used by African-American groups and may not even be known outside of California.

tubs, the (noun, plural) gay steam bath note Used humorously. 'John wen to the tubs last night.'

turd (noun, count) shit note Not totally acceptable, but certainly more so than 'shit': 'John found two cat turds on the floor.'

turd burglar (noun) male homosexual note most often used in a derogatory and humorous manner

twat † vagina note less offensive term than cunt

twink (noun, count) slim, smooth, blond young note derived from

up shit creek (prepositional phrase, idiom) † masturbate note to be in a bad situation with no obvious solution. "John is really up shit creek now.'

up shit creek (prepositional phrase, idiom) † out of luck note 'John was up shit creek when his computer crashed the night before his paper was due.'

up yours (prepositional phrase, idiom) ‡ note A deterimental term derived from 'up your ass'.

vertical bacon sandwich † labia note Used to descride a particularly hanging vagina. eg John thought that Debbies vertical bacon sandwich was the best he had ever tasted.

-wad † no real translation; suffix that can be added freely to ANY word... note e.g.: Shutup, dickwad! Piss off, asswad! Go away, stainwad!

wanker † you are an arsehole, note an english word also to mean somebody who masterbates frequently

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