- (slang) Whimsical term for ass in the sense of buttocks and in related idioms. That runner had some nice assage. That song kicks major assage. That song sucks major assage.
- 2003: — Pat Hayes, blog entry for August 9, 2003 in PatHayes.Net Nice tattoed Baby Dolls- Nice Assage- The Thong Zone! Saweeet Mary
- 2002: — LDVDG in a captured IM chat [S]he's a skinny white girl. [T]he chances for nice assage are slim.
- 2001: — blog entry October 31, 2001 The Bostonians (from Boston College), sucks [sic] major assage. Okay, well, they don't completely suck major assage, but they still weren't that good.
- 1996:— Orgillon in rec.music.industrial Show Up Early This Show Gonna Kick Some Major Assage.