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p (continued)
q
Querfotze
(fem. noun)
‡
Literally 'cunt going sideways'
note
Only say it if you want to really offend a woman.
r
runterholen, sich einen
to masturbate
s
Sack, der
testicles, balls
Sackratten
lousy animals,nisting at the balls,not funny
Scheißhaus, das
(noun, n.)
loo, toilet
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literal 'shit house', common, but not suitable for public usage
Schlampe, die
†
unorderly woman
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woman who neglects her appearance or her household duties or who fucks around. Used as an insult by intolerant people.
Schlampenschlepper, der
(noun)
Pimp's car; literally "slut dragger."
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Used to indicate a (usually) large, American automobile, like those commonly seen in film scenes depicting pimps and their working girls. An old wreck.
Schnecke, die
(noun, f.)
handsome female persone
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literal 'snail', of course considered offensive by feminists
Schoßglatze,die
(fem, nom)
circumcision
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He is circumcised. / Er hat eine Schoßglatze lit.: bald-headed lap
Schwaadlappen
(noun)
cologne dialect for a person who talks endlessly
note
Du bist mir aber ein Schwaadlappen
Schwanz, der
penis
Ständer, der
erection
t
tackern
to fuck
Tripper, der
(noun)
†
The "Clap" [gonorrhea]
note
The term is related to the verbs "tropfen" (to drip) and "triefen" (to run like a fluid, to drip). Obviously this has to do with the physical effects of the illness.
Tripper-Clipper, der
(noun)
†
Literally: "Clap [gonorrhea] clipper"
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In the 70's and 80's many German men took tours to Thailand for the express purpose of living out sexual fantasies, e.g., group sex, sex with exotic women, etc. Return flights were heavily populated with such "tourists" who were often exposed to, if not infected with a social disease. See "Bumsenbomber."
tuete, die
(noun)
Joint
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The common way for young people to say 'joint'. Example: Gib mir mal die Tuete rueber - Pass me the joint.
v
verdammter Schweinehund
(neut. noun)
idiot; absolute moron; dodo
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Pronounced fair-DAHM-tir SHVINE-hoont; means, literally, "Damned pigdog." Can be used as an expletive: "Ach! Verdammter Schweinhund!" or as an insult: "Du bist ein verdammter Schweinhund." Means stupid in a sloppy, revolting, or ridiculous way. Uncommon.
w
wegflexen, jemanden
(inf. verb)
†
to flatten someone
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Er hat ihn weggeflext. He knocked him over.
weisser Bart
(male noun)
†
similar to pearl necklace, white {sperm} beard
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semen on one's chin after fellatio
wichsen
(verb, intransitive)
to masturbate
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the transitive usage with the original meaning 'to polish' as in "Schuhe wichsen" is falling into disuse.
wie's Tier
(expression)
like an animal
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Very popular in the Southwest to emphasize what you say.
z
zusammenscheißen
(verb, transitive, seperable prefix)
†
to scold, to reprimand s.b.
note
much more aggressive than 'anscheißen'