The Alternative Norwegian Dictionary

bollemus ‡ bowl-mouse note Mean the same as the norwegian «venusbeg», but here is the shape extremly curved.

bollingmoer (masc. noun) ‡ extremely lazy, stupid, ignorant, and fat person note Very regional expression used in the Hundhammaren region outside Trondheim. Derogatory.

bryster breasts

bryster tits

bægæэжх (noun, n) ☺ Stupid animal

bølgertaэжхфывąłża (noun, m.) † Stupid man.

dass shithouse note The place where u go to shit ... the toilet. (not your bed I hope!)

Dra dit pepper'n gror go where the pepper is growing note Allmost the same as "go to hell", but not that strong expression.

Dra til helvete Go to hell note (no further info i required here.)

drittsekk † shitbag note Often translated to the elnglish expression: asshole.

dæven steike [²dæːvən ²stɛɪkə] note This expression, along with several others, shows the use of the subjunctive ('steike'). The subjunctive is extinct in Norwegian, but survives in some idioms ('leve kongen' - 'live the king'), and is commonly used in expletives similar to this one.

dæven steike satan friing note very regular svear-expression. (often used when somebody is wery surprised)

faen [²fɑːən] † devil! note Most common swear word

fitte ‡ pussy (cunt) note Used to refer to a female's vagina, or to talk disrespectful about a female (i.e She if a f...ing cunt!).

Fomlepung Mess up everything note Often used by people who mess up a lot!!!

forhud foreskin note That's right..it's the movable cover at the tip of your pecker!

forpult (adj.) ‡ overfucked note Very useful all-purpose insult. Literally means that something or someone has been fucked so much it has been worn out. Example: Forpulte hestkuk!

gessæl † provoking bastard note (local dialect) Hedmark, Norway

Gutta boys The boys from Sinsen (oslo) note This expression was a slang from the 50ies and first used by the real gutta boys Arne and Harald

helvete † hell

herpe (verb) screw up / alternate the appearance/use of something note A deviation of the noun "herpes", saying something is not right. Example: Jeg herpa gitaren min med en saks: I customized my guitar with a scissor. Example II: Et virus herpa harddisken min: A virus damaged my hard disk. Example III: LSD herper ditt syn på verden: LSD radically alters your perception. Example IV: Ikke herp med puppene mine: Lay off my tits! Example V: Hjernen din er helt herpa: You're sick (/your brain is badly damaged).

hestkuk ‡ horsedick note Same strength as mother fucker

hore ‡ whore, hooker, prostitued, bitch, slut note (Generally used for many bad expressions)

håndjager † hand-fighterairplane / handhunter note An amusing way of saying «ronk» in norwegian

idiot idiot note (same expression in both languages)

jubelidiot † cheer-idiot note The same as norwegian «kronidiot»

jævel devil note Also common expression for "son of a bitch".

Klitoriskost † Mustache (slang from Oslo) note This word is a synonyme to connect the finer hair parts of a woman to the hairy part of a gents middle facial zones.

klitt ‡ clitoris note a females «love-button»...

knulle † to fuck note when somebody having sexual intercorse

kronidiot † crownidiot note Describes someone that is extremly idiotic/stupid

kuk † cock, dick, pecker note Common expression for a man's penis. Also used as an expression for "asshole"

luremus trick mouse note You never got what you thought you would get....

morrabrød morning log note The kind of erection one tends to wake up with in the morning.

mus † mouse note Means "pussy" when used in bad norwegian language.

onanere ‡ mastrubate (females) note Similar to the norwegian expression «ronk».

pikk prick,cock note A man's penis.Also used as to describe people you don't like,though it's not a very effective expression,because it is widely reckoned as a childish thing to say.

pikktryne † dickface note May not sound as strong in English as it will be interpreted in Norwegian!

Pule † fuck

pupper breasts

pupper tits

pøngle (fem.noun) scrotum and testicles note Regional expression from the Ålesund area. Used if you don't like someone's face.

rasshøl † asshole note not as common as the english asshole, hence more effectful

ronk ‡ jerk off, mastrubate (males) note (Don't try this yourself...You can get blind by doing it!!!)

rævhøl ‡ asshole note not as common as the english asshole, hence more effectful

rævsleiker (masc.noun) † a servil person note the same as 'spyttslikker' but a stronger expression. Directly translated to English:asshole-licker

sau sheep note used to patronize people. (i.e. You are stupid as a sheep)

snøgge (noun, f.) ‡ Stupid woman

spyttslikker (masc. noun) A servil person

stille ANTON † quiet Anton note A more discrete way of saying «ronk» in norwegian

stille ANTON ‡ quiet Anton note A more discrete way of saying «ronk» in norwegian

ståkuk † hardon, boner, erection note Describes an erected cock/penis

suppegjøk soup-geek note The same as norwegian «sau», but a bit milder expression.

svin pig (bastard) note Used to speak patronizing about somebody. (i.e. You bloody pig/bastard.)

tispe † bitch, slut

venusberg † venus-hills note Refering to how a female's pussy is shaped. (nice & curved in profile)

WALDO ‡ That's right: note It's the name of my cock.

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