The Alternative Swedish Dictionary

anustova (noun) anus knot note Means a twisted knot of ass hair and shit keeping it together. Example: "I wanna suck and chew your anus knot and taste your dried shit to make you horny." Often used in fore play in Göteborg.

baconpugga (fem. noun.) ‡ piggish fucked-the-shit-out-of bitch note Used frequently in Västerbotten in northern Sweden.:- Satte du verkligen på den djävla baconpuggan?:- Did you really fuck that bloody piggish fucked-the-shit-out-of bitch?

bajdyna (noun) † Bottom note Literal translation: Shit-cushion. Originates from the Swedish word for seat-cushion (sittdyna).

bakmusad back pussyed

brass marijuana (n.) note Commonly used by teens. See also: majja

bryna på (verb) † have anal sexual intercourse note Unknown origin. Used about the active part. Eg. Han bryna' på'na (He fucked her ass).

brön (noun) † Tits note Literal translation: Bread. Unknown origin.

bög (m., noun) gay, fagot note male homosexual

bögslunga (noun) Handbag for men note Literal translation: Fag-sling. Orginates from the idea that homosexual men swing their handbag (as if heterosexual men doesn't).

börsmoppe (noun) Porsche note Literal translation: Stock exchange moped. Originates from the 80's when it was a hausse on the stock market and almost all stockbrokers become millionaires over a night.

cola (noun) Coke note Cocaine.

cruel in the sky ‡ something really good note The phrase are actually the name of a well known rock-group from sweden, and they were really really good.

dajmkryss. † Anal entry note Something to say to a person you don't like: -Ditt jävla dajmkryss!!:-you fucking anal entry!!

ditt jävla såll you´re fucking behind my back

DMFare ‡ a very positive word for a person(i.e intelligent, good-looking, nice, cool etc.) note Originates from a group of youngsters in Lund who had these traits.

fan † devil note used frequently as an equivalent for everything from "damn" to "shit": Vad fan gör du? What the hell are you doing?

fesljummen fartlukewarm note En fesljummen vodka - A lukewarm vodka

fingerpulla (verb) † finger fuck note example: fingerpulla hon (fitta)/ finger her (pussy)

fitta † pussy

fitta

fittafis (fittafis) † queif, pussyfart note The sound of air going out of her pussy during sex, especially doggystyle

fittansikte † pussy face note You don't need one. This is not polite.

fittslickare! † pussy licker note Use when you want to insult a male person: -Din jävla fittslickare!Du är helt körd! -You fucking pussy licker!You are totally wasted!

fittsås (noun) ‡ Secretion from hypogastrium note [fitsauce] Mostly used as an interjectional swear-word. Literal translation: Pussy-sauce.

fjolla (noun) Gay note The word originally means a foolish (silly) woman, a goose. Nowadays it's also used about a homosexual man who acts feminine.

fladdermus A female bitch who fucks everyone note Originates from the word mus=pussy Direct translation: A pussy that flies around and fucks anything. Used by male friends about questionable girls.

flata (noun) Dyke note Homosexual woman. Unknown origin. Eg. Flatan slog ner killen som bjöd upp henne (The dyke hit the guy who asked her to dance with him).

flänsost dick cheese note What you get when not had a shower for a long time.

fulla helvete (n.) † fucking bitch; ugly bitch

giftbrun ‡ toxic pussy note Use when you want tell a male person to not touch a girl. Whatch up! She have an toxic pussy = Akta dig hon är en giftbrunn! Its very insulting to say that word to an female...

Goastocken i köttarännan The big dick in the flesh-entry

gummihatt (noun) rubber note literal translation=rubber hat

göka (verb) † Sexual intercourse (vaginal or anal) note Unknown origin.

göra en Persson (phrase) To lie about one's academic examina two weeks before one is to be elected leader of the Socialdemocratic Party and become the prime minister of Sweden note Literal translation: To do a Persson. Originates from the Swedish minister of finance Mr Göran Person.

göra en sahlinare (phrase) To buy Toblerones and napkins with the government's credit card. note Literal translation: To do a Sahlin. Originates from the former vice prime minister Mrs Mona Sahlin's affair that caused her resignation two months before she was to become the prime minister of Sweden.

hala trappor (phrase) slippery stairs note Refers to the snail-tracks that occur in some nightclubs. Eg. Det stället har hala trappor. That place has slippery stairs.

handjobb (n.) hand job note also: masturbering

handtralla to jerk off note Archaic. Used in 'Dra en handtralla'. Lit. means (railway)trolley.

hane hane (weener) note It´s the thing that sometimes sticks out of your underwares when you think of Pamela Anderson's titts. Det rycker lite i hanen (my weener is snatching)

helvete hell note Used as in: Dra t helvete! Go to Hell!

Helvete † Hell

Hon är inte helt ny She isn't very new note If you are drunk and meet a the most beautiful girl and the morning after you realise: this bitch is a hundered years old!

hora, Victoria ‡ prostitute

hynda † bitch/female bad dog note Used mostly by males to express their disliking about a female.

hövmäl (noun, c.) Stupid man.

innerfitterött Inner pussy red note Shade of color, refers to the deep pink color inside vagina

java (noun) Coffee note Originates from Java where coffee is grown.

jidder † crap, bullshit. note slang to describe what a "bullshiter" is shiting out.

jonna (verb) bike note Old Stockholm-slang. Unknown origin.

jonne (noun) Bicycle note Old Stockholm-slang. Unknown origin.

jucka (verb) † to fuck note Old Swedish word for jolt, jog, bop, rock, jump up and down or a movement back and forth.

klitta (noun) † Slang for clitoris

knulla † fuck note This word has only the meaning of the physical act.

Knulla Handen Fucking the hand note Masturbating. To fuck your own hand.

knöllare (knoellare) † fucker, dick note nickname for dick, like in: it itching on my fucker

konkelbär note See: anustova

kronjon (noun) idiot, moron note Used to describe a person who is extremely stupid. Ex.

kuk † cock

kukhuvud (noun) ‡ Dick head note The word is used for glans or as an insult. Eg. Ditt dumma kukhuvud! (You stupid dick head!)

kuksås (noun) ‡ Sperm note Literal translation: Dick-sauce

kåt † horny note It´s when you need to take your lady/man no reasons what, you´re just very, very horny

Lok (noun) Pederast note Literal translation: Railway engine. Originates from the incredible popular TV host Loket.

majja (n.) marijuana note Commonly used by teens. See also: brass

mus † vagina, "pussy", lit. "mouse" note Used by both men and women.

mutta cunt

noll-åtta † Bad word for a person from Stockholm note Originates from the phonecode for Stockhom which is 08. You say "noll" as written and "åtta" sounds like the first part of "Ottawa". Example: -John is a noll-åtta!

orre Babe (good looking) note kolla orren. Check out that babe. "Rinkeby" slang.

packa skit (verb) Having anal intercourse note Literal translation: Pack shit.

parkera bussen (verb) fuck note Literally meaning; Parking the bus. Eg. Parkera bussen i pastejköket. Parking the bus in the patty-kitchen.

pippa Sexual intercourse (vaginal or anal) note Unknown origin.

pissa taggtråd (verb) To piss barbed wires. note Means that one has clamydia. As example: "Fan, nu pissar jag taggtråd igen. Jag skulle inte satt på räpan."="Damn, now I am pissing barbed wires again, I should not have made love to that darling".

PKHS (abb.) † Tit-fuck with chin-spray note Abbreviation of Pattknull med haksprut.

plurret (noun) The sea/ocean/water note Old Stockholm-slang. Unknown origin. Eg. Han ramla' i plurre'! (He fell into the water).

Pojkros (noun) A young boy's ass hole note Literal translation: A boy's rose. Used among pederasts.

pugga (noun) Old homosexual male note Mostly used among gay people.

pälsbiff (pälsbiffen) pussy note Fur-steake, or a pussy with very much hair on. Commanly phrase connected with the other female parts.

pälsbiff (pälsbiffen) pussy note Fur-steake,or a pussy with very much hair on.

Pälsbiff pussy note Fur-steake,or a very hairy pussy.

Rena Jurasic Park! † Fuckin' Jurasic Park note A girl besides you after a nights heavy drinking. See also ²Hon är inte helt ny.²

runka to jerk off

rännskita (noun) † diarrhoea note Literal translation: Running butt. Ränn is dialect for rinna (run, flow, stream etc.)

räpa (noun) ‡ bush bitch note Equal to Jurassic Park, or what you might find there.

röv (noun) ass

rövgöka mig för fan Get your cock up in my chocolate highway, damn it

rövhål (noun) Anus note Literal translation: Ass hole. Can also be used about persons. Eg. Han ar ett rövhål (He is an ass hole)

rövskägg (buttbeard) A furr of hair that´s hanging out of your butt.

Rövskägg A furr of hair that´s hanging out of your butt.

rövsmör When you are hot in your pants, and it feels like butter note or like, when you're having problems whith your digestives and you tryes to fart and somethings quite different than air comes out in your underpants

satan † devil note Used like "damn" or "fuck". Stronger than "fan". Can be used alone as as interjection, or in combination with other curses, e.g. "Satans helvete!"

SFCare ‡ Equivalent with "DMFare" note Another group of youngsters...

skit crap note Sounds like "shit" but only as strong as "crap".

skita (verb) crap; don't care note Jag skitar i vad han säger (lit., "I crap in what he says") / I don't care what he says

Skitpackare ‡ Shit-packers note Used to homosexual men.

slatcha † fuck note Killen slatchade bruden. The guy fucked the babe. "Rinkeby" slang.

slyna † bitch note -din djävla slyna! in case of need to insult girl/boyfriend or slow busdriver like:-Kör fortare din jävla slyna! Can be used also between near friends who like to call eachothers something else than their real surnames.

snaska kotte penis-sucking note speaks for itself!

snopp (noun) Dick note Mostly used among children. Unknown origin

snoppfälla (snoppfällan) pussy note dicktrap, or a female person that's very horny(or prostituted)

Snorbobba snot note (Snoor-Bobba) Pronounced as two words The green and sticky version that's nearly impossible to get rid of

sprutluder cum whore note Sometimes used for describing a a worn-out horny whore leaving slimy snail tracks behind her. Like: "Ditt jävla sprutluder", which you address your bitch you picked up, after you fucked her up, and threw a towel at her.

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